reblog if you’re a milf
(Source: inthemidstofmonsters, via fictionaldelusions)
reblog if youre just kidding
15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
DMX freaking out on an amusement park ride…is too fucking funny. Especially when he finally sees the camera. This just got posted an hour ago.